My friend dropped his entire glass of water in his lap and that’s why I couldn’t update my blog.
So, I haven’t been around in a bit, and new people have been visiting and reading and commenting and sending me lovely emails and The Geek Squad has my laptop and tumblr is TOTES addictive and Jason 2.0 never wrote back or came in and I’d update the blog from work but there are budget cuts and I don’t want to risk it and super awful and very (literally) close to home stuff happened after my last post and trying to write on an iPhone is tortuous probably because I am old and I’m really skeptical about the effectiveness of natural deodorant.
In other words, I haven’t abandoned you, very gracious reader, or this blog. Shit just got real. Thank you for hanging in there with me. I’ll be back soonish.
I Can See Why She's Single. 
Still thinking about you.
❤
(After too many thoughts what to write exactly only this little emoticon war perfect enough. many many more ❤ and may the force be with you. If not, youre gracious readers will come and erm convince every upcoming shit to spontanously take another direction)
Omg! I miss your writings and your sarcasm and just plain you. Dmit woman text me back!!!